Aw!

I met a girl a couple of weeks ago,
Things were going pretty great.
She wasn’t a total psycho bitch
Like the girls I usually date.

But when I got to her apartment,
It got pretty goddamn strange.
She’s got a giant flag of the color red
That paints her as deranged!

This girl’s got a racist parrot,
And it’s really fuckin’ weird!
It keeps saying I’m gay and retarded,
And making fun of my beard!

I ain’t never been a fan of birds,
And this frankly doesn’t help.
That racist parrot, man, I swear to God,
Must be straight from fuckin’ hell!

What kind of fucking bird knows the N-word?
Or facts about the Holocaust?
He’s like the bird version of David Duke
If Hitler and him were crossed!

This goddamn parrot is a racist!
He keeps on screaming different slurs.
I don’t remotely know what his problem is,
But he’s a giant feathered turd!

He keeps yellin’ ’bout Obama,
Or stats about Black crime.
I don’t get how a bird could know this stuff;
It’s like he’s chronically online.

Not gonna see this woman anymore,
Man, I think I’m about done.
She got a xenophobic talking bird
That thinks Hitler should’ve won.

This fucking parrot is a racist,
A White supremacy piece of trash.
He’s a twisted mind with a feathered head
That belongs up its own ass.

Never gonna talk to a bird again,
Gonna cut them off for good.
Leave ’em to their goddamn selves
As any normal person would!

Oh yeah!

Fuck birds!

I voted for Obama in 2008!