I’m going to Africa
Yes ma’am
I’m a brick
Was President Lincoln okay?
Mitten
There’s a dog in the vent
Chicken necks
I pick Ken Griffey Jr.
I fell out two times

I’m pedaling backwards
This snowflake tastes like fish sticks
We’re a totem pole
Dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein lives there
She’s touching my special area
Go banana!

Ralphie (Ralphie)
Get off (Get off)
The stage (The stage)
Sweetheart (Sweetheart)
Oh say, can you rock?
I’m a pop sensation
I’m a pop sensation
Salmon gutter?

I’m Idaho
You smell like dead bunnies
That’s where I saw the leprechaun
Fun toys are fun
Chocolate microscopes
You’re not it
That is so 1991
I bit my tongue

Ralphie (Ralphie)
Get off (Get off)
The stage (The stage)
Sweetheart (Sweetheart)
Oh say, can you rock?
I’m a pop sensation
I’m a pop sensation

Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj

My sash says "Ultraman"



Song name Ralph Wiggum
Artist Bloodhound Gang
Album Hefty Fine
Track number 7
Year 2005